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On the Bro’d:
Every sentence of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road, retold for bros

On The Road is an American classic and the seminal work of the Beat generation, but much of it’s lost in translation when read by the generation that goes to the club and then beats. Bringing Kerouac’s best to the bros: On the Bro’d.:

The only Bros for me are the awesome ones: …the ones who are mad to chug, mad to party, mad to bone, mad to get hammered, desirous of all the chicks at Buffalo Wild Wings, the ones who never turn down a Bud Light Lime, but chug, chug, chug like f-ing awesome players exploding like spiders across an Ed Hardy shirt and in the middle you see the silver skull pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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    like snookie’s literary cookies…how…sincerely…wonderful….that we’re sharing...new...
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    I never saw the big deal about Kerouac myself, but this is amaaaaaaazing.
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    fucking amazing.
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    I feel ashamed, but it’s still funny. This is for YOU KATIE.
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    On my Christmas wishlist
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    I’d heard about this before, but that sentence=perfection.